Christmas is a cinch, even for a Grinch! But don’t wait long! Get your Grinch ornament if you have not got it yet.
Mr. GRINCH!
Authentic LI BIEN ornament, comes with certificate of authenticity.
Mouth blown, hand painted on inside.
Size 3” round.
Comes in a red velvet keepsake gift box, that’s perfect for gift giving and safe storage.
Gold metal cap and gold cord with red bow provides a beautiful and easy way to hang an ornament on a Christmas tree or a decorative ornament stand.
Great looking ornament especially for all the Grinch and Dr. Seuss lovers.
It makes a Christmas gift that is full of wonder for friends, family and all of those who believe in the magic of the season.
The Grinch
Authentic LI BIEN ornament,
comes with certificate of authenticity,
Mouth blown, hand painted on inside.
Size 3” round.
Packaged in a red velvet gift box with satin-lined inside.
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
Stink! Stank! Stunk!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super-naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!